JOKES

Q: What color is a happy cat?
A: Purrrple.

Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.

Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.

Q: How do you get milk from a cat?
A: Steal its saucer.

Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
A: A purr-snatcher.

Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary?
A: A cat that isn't hungry any more.

Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A: A magic kit.

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.

Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens?
A: She wanted to mail a litter.

Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A: Petsylvania.

Q: What kind of baths do cats like best?
A: Milk baths.

Q: What do you call a cat penny?
A: A purr cent.

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A: Catch.

Q: How do you mail a cat?
A: Use fur-class mail.

Q: How do you make a cat dizzy?
A: Give it a tailspin.

Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A polecat.

Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party?
A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners.

Q: Why did the cats sell their homes?
A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs.

Q: Where does a cat hang its wash?
A: On a feline.

The 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!

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